I haven’t won yet, and I’m not sure I’m supposed to. Every time I get to what appears to be an empty space, it is filled by a small purple car. Eventually I got so annoyed that I started running down animals and people in an attempt to deplete the timer and force some sort of resolution.
It IS winnable. Unfortunately, this is the best parking simulator that has ever been made. It’s accurate to a fault. You get to a spot you think is empty only to discover one of those damn tiny cars in it, hidden by a truck or SUV. If you win, you can make Tyrone look like a chump, but you must persevere.
I beat it! And I managed to find, for those slightly furious at our spaceless fate, one of the cars on the very top row by the beach is a bit darker than the others, and you can pass through it to run over everyone on the beach.
Isn’t the concept for this game based on an old Aqua Teen Hunger Force quote? I swear I remember Meatwad saying something about a game called Clam Digger that had to do with parking cars.
Cool little thing : ) I never had to park, but it seemed pretty evocative of the kind of nonsense one would have to engage in. I liked how the stage got progressively more crowded (I think?) and that sinking feeling of disappointment everytime a spot was revealed to be taken.
With this and Carrocracia, can we officially declare the birth of a retro-realistic motorized lifestyle simulation revival?
I haven’t won yet, and I’m not sure I’m supposed to. Every time I get to what appears to be an empty space, it is filled by a small purple car. Eventually I got so annoyed that I started running down animals and people in an attempt to deplete the timer and force some sort of resolution.
It IS winnable. Unfortunately, this is the best parking simulator that has ever been made. It’s accurate to a fault. You get to a spot you think is empty only to discover one of those damn tiny cars in it, hidden by a truck or SUV. If you win, you can make Tyrone look like a chump, but you must persevere.
I beat it! And I managed to find, for those slightly furious at our spaceless fate, one of the cars on the very top row by the beach is a bit darker than the others, and you can pass through it to run over everyone on the beach.
The second I read this, you know exactly what I did. Oh, the humanity!
hahahahahah
look at me, Tyrone:
I’m king of the beach
king of the beeeeeeaaaaaaaachhhhhhhhh
Isn’t the concept for this game based on an old Aqua Teen Hunger Force quote? I swear I remember Meatwad saying something about a game called Clam Digger that had to do with parking cars.
Yes. Look at the “Worst Scores” 🙂
Love this game.
Hahaha, got on to ask the same question!
ATHF is the first thing that came to mind. Now where is time lincoln?
Cool little thing : ) I never had to park, but it seemed pretty evocative of the kind of nonsense one would have to engage in. I liked how the stage got progressively more crowded (I think?) and that sinking feeling of disappointment everytime a spot was revealed to be taken.
With this and Carrocracia, can we officially declare the birth of a retro-realistic motorized lifestyle simulation revival?
Oh wow.
I just found this site.
Thanks for all the feedback guys.
I’m glad you liked my game.