Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar! (Amy Roberts)


A (questionably) ero visual novel whose text is entirely driven by Markov chains, with the exception of a few strategically-placed ellipses.

This weirdo VN invokes memories of the Japanese-language eroge games I used to play as a teen. I valiantly attempted over and over to unlock their hidden erotic secrets, despite having no clue what was going on. This game does have an explicit win condition. Losing is implicit and will be as confusing as everything else.[Author’s description]

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  1. Well, it was made in Denmark. Huh. You re absolutely right.

  2. It has music now! It’s PERFECT.

  3. I have no idea What this is going to be but all i care about is my epic ~FRAPS!~

  4. Lennhoppinger

    I have loved it.