Fuck This Dungeon (rylgh)

You’re adventuring in a dungeon and have been fatally poisoned and the only thing left to do is kill as many goblin-orcs as you can before you die in this deplorable goblin-orc murder simulator.

TIPS: hit enemy hands when they flash yellow, grab and rip them off if you can figure out how… catch swords in the air… check out your veins to see how far along your poisoning is and drink convenient potions of Slow Poison to prolong the deadly process…. – [Author’s description]

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12 Comments.

  1. This is goddamned glorious.

  2. This is amazing. Got two knifes at one point and managed to take down 30 of them!

  3. This game is kick-ass. I actually ripped off one orc hand but I have no idea how I did it.

  4. Played this at a Dirty Rectangles meetup last night! Everyone was so into it. Two knives to the throat is the way to go!

  5. works pretty well! ending skipped by too quickly and ended up restarting without really noticing it.

  6. made it to 215. the trick is to get a knife only in 1 hand. use the free hand to knock potions free and chug em :P

  7. Awesome game. Been a while since I last feel badass.

  8. They may kill me with filthy poison but I took 515 with me to the grave! :twisted:

  9. HOLY SHIT HAAAX! 515 :shock: I ONLY JUST MANAGE TO GET 25

  10. Uncle Fassbender

    Took with me 1085 to the grave.
    Proof: http://oi41.tinypic.com/fxf8f4.jpg